What caused that error message? I'm sure it wasn't me.
Now there is another one, and I didn't touch a key!
I bought a brand new program, I hope it didn't have a bug....
I think it's much more likely, it was caused by a mug.
The screen is black, the cursor's gone, someone must have hid it!
Aha! Now it's back again, but I don't know how I did it!
I'm sure that this computer, has a mind of it's own,
so until I find an expert, I'd better leave the thing alone!
Well, now I'm on the internet, and I wish I had been told,
that all my little problems, would increase a thousand-fold!
I dialed up my home page, just to have a look around,
at anything of interest, but the server can't be found.
Finally it's working, I access many sites,
Got lots of information, and downloaded megabytes.
But now there's bugs and cookies... And they now know where I am,
So they'll use their planted spyware, to send me lots of spam.
I've had to quickly shut down, 'cuz something froze the screen,
And when I turned it on again, everything was green!
Now having trouble starting up, must be worse than it looks.
Is it a virus or a worm? Oh well....back to reading books!
